A Better Book Title for Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland?

A better book title for “Alice’s Adventure’s in Wonderland” by Lewis Carroll?
A better book title for "Alice's Adventure's in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll?

The website Better Book Titles has suggested a better book title for Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: “Inside a Cat Lady’s Opium Nap.” This project has been going on for years; some of my previous favorites include Horny Drunk Guys Invent Philosophy for Plato’s Symposium, and  One of my Best Friends is Black for Huckleberry Finn.